Aside from quotRighty TightymdashLefty Loosyquot what other worldly wisdom can we get from a plumber?

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Aside from quotRighty TightymdashLefty Loosyquot what other worldly wisdom can we get from a plumber?

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The drain is a pain.brThe sink doth stink.brThe toilet wont flush.brDont be in a rush.brLet the tank fill up,brUntil the water levels topped.brIts gonna take two flushes, dont be a twit brYoure gonna have to wait to get rid of that shitt.brThe rusty pipes have got to go,brTheyll start to leak, dont pour more Drano!brAnd whatever you do for goodness sake,brDont waste your money on a stupid snake.brCall the plumber and lay out your doughbrBecause when you gotta go . . . you gotta go.