Are your parents??

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Are your parents??
Are your parents still married or together and how long have they been together???

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Yes, years

Try to write a story without the letter e appearing at all.?

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Try to write a story without the letter e appearing at all.?
At least two sentences.

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Why would you ask such a thing of us? Do you think this is a difficult thing to do? Do you want us to do your schoolwork for you? I say No! Jot down your own story without it and dont ask again!

Try to write a story without the letter e appearing at all.?

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Try to write a story without the letter e appearing at all.?
At least two sentences.

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Why would you ask such a thing of us? Do you think this is a difficult thing to do? Do you want us to do your schoolwork for you? I say No! Jot down your own story without it and dont ask again!

Assuming I have been blind since birth, describe the colour purple to me.?

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Assuming I have been blind since birth, describe the colour purple to me.?

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Purple is like warm melted vanilla frosting being poured over your fingers. It smells sweet and feels smooth.brbrPurple is like stepping in mud with bare feet. It feels wet and soft and sounds like the squishing suction sound that happens when you pull your foot out of the mud.brbrPurple is like chewing on licorice. It tastes sweet, feels sticky, and provides slight resistance with no crunch.

A simple poem still has meaning, what do you think of this one?

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A simple poem still has meaning, what do you think of this one?
Simple, yet to the point.

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Sounds like your significant other is making you feel like you cant achieve your goals and dreams. Not a very healthy relationship if one half feels hindered by the other.

Aside from quotRighty TightymdashLefty Loosyquot what other worldly wisdom can we get from a plumber?

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Aside from quotRighty TightymdashLefty Loosyquot what other worldly wisdom can we get from a plumber?

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The drain is a pain.brThe sink doth stink.brThe toilet wont flush.brDont be in a rush.brLet the tank fill up,brUntil the water levels topped.brIts gonna take two flushes, dont be a twit brYoure gonna have to wait to get rid of that shitt.brThe rusty pipes have got to go,brTheyll start to leak, dont pour more Drano!brAnd whatever you do for goodness sake,brDont waste your money on a stupid snake.brCall the plumber and lay out your doughbrBecause when you gotta go . . . you gotta go.

Aside from quotRighty TightymdashLefty Loosyquot what other worldly wisdom can we get from a plumber?

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Aside from quotRighty TightymdashLefty Loosyquot what other worldly wisdom can we get from a plumber?

Answer

The drain is a pain.brThe sink doth stink.brThe toilet wont flush.brDont be in a rush.brLet the tank fill up,brUntil the water levels topped.brIts gonna take two flushes, dont be a twit brYoure gonna have to wait to get rid of that shitt.brThe rusty pipes have got to go,brTheyll start to leak, dont pour more Drano!brAnd whatever you do for goodness sake,brDont waste your money on a stupid snake.brCall the plumber and lay out your doughbrBecause when you gotta go . . . you gotta go.

Aside from quotRighty TightymdashLefty Loosyquot what other worldly wisdom can we get from a plumber?

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Aside from quotRighty TightymdashLefty Loosyquot what other worldly wisdom can we get from a plumber?

Answer

The drain is a pain.brThe sink doth stink.brThe toilet wont flush.brDont be in a rush.brLet the tank fill up,brUntil the water levels topped.brIts gonna take two flushes, dont be a twit brYoure gonna have to wait to get rid of that shitt.brThe rusty pipes have got to go,brTheyll start to leak, dont pour more Drano!brAnd whatever you do for goodness sake,brDont waste your money on a stupid snake.brCall the plumber and lay out your doughbrBecause when you gotta go . . . you gotta go.